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APPETIZERS

$5

SOUP OF THE DAY

$5

$5

GARLIC KNOTS with gravy

$5

$5

FRENCH FRIES

add cheese +1

$5

$6

SWEET POTATO FRIES

served with honey mustard

$6

$10

FRIED EGGROLLS

choose Cheesesteak OR Buffalo Chicken

$10

$8

FRIED PICKLES

served with spicy mayo

$8

$10

CHICKEN POT STICKERS

with Thai chili dipping sauce

$10

$9

PRETZEL BITES

with beer cheese +1 for horseradish bacon cream cheese sauce

$9

$6

GARLIC BREAD

add cheese +1

$6

$8

MAC & CHEESE BITES

$8

$7

MOZZARELLA STICKS

$7

$8

JALAPENO POPPERS

$8

$12

PANZAROTTI

Choice of cheese, pepperoni OR sausage

$12

$13

SPICY SHRIMP

Shrimp sauteed in spicy marinara sauce

$13

$10

CHICKEN FINGERS & FRIES

Choice of honey mustard OR BBQ

$10

$13

10 BONE-IN WINGS -OR- 12 BONELESS

Spicy Piney, Garlic Parmesan, BBQ, Thai Chili, Honey Buffalo, Teriyaki & Mango Habanero (Choice of Ranch or Bleu Cheese)

$13

$10

FRIED RAVIOLI

side of marinara

$10

$12

CALAMARI

marinara or buffalo style

$12

$6

MEATBALLS (4)

with gravy

$6

$6

ONION RINGS

$6

PASTA

$17

CHICKEN MURPHY

sauteed chicken, cherry peppers, onions and potatoes in a white wine sauce over penne pasta

$17

$13

PENNE PASTA

with vodka sauce or garlic and oil (add chicken +3)

$13

$20

CHICKEN PROSCIUTTO

served over penne in a white wine sauce

$20

SALADS

$11

MOZZARELLA CAPRESE

fresh mozzarella, tomato, red roasted peppers drizzled with balsamic glaze drizzle & basil

$11

add chicken +$2 OR shrimp $4

CAESAR SALAD

add chicken +$2 OR shrimp $4

$9

$9

$13

GREEK SALAD

mixed greens, grilled chicken, cucumber, red roasted peppers, tomato, olives, feta, red onion, artichoke hearts, and balsamic dressing

$13

$13

ANTIPASTO SALAD

ham, salami, provolone, fresh mozzarella, olives, cucumber, tomato, red onions on a bed of iceberg lettuce

$13

$13

BRUSCHETTA SALAD

bruschetta, grilled chicken, penne, iceberg with house & balsamic dressing

$13

$13

PINEY SALAD

iceberg, grilled chicken, roasted red peppers, red onion, cucumber, fresh mozzarella, olives

$13

HANDHELDS

$12

BLT

bacon, lettuce, tomato & mayo on white toast served with fries

$12

$13

HONEY MUSTARD CHICKEN WRAP

crispy chiken, lettuce, tomato & cheddar cheese with a side of fries

$13

$13

QUESADILLA

mixed cheese quesadilla served with a side of sour cream & salsa

$13

$9

TURKEY SUB

with lettuce, tomato, onion & cheese

$9

$9

ITALIAN SUB

ham, salami, provolone, lettuce, tomato, onion

$9

$13

RULLO WRAP

chicken caesar wrap with breaded buffalo chicken and bacon with a side of fries and a pickle

$13

$9

CHEESESTEAK

add-on peppers, onions (California-style)

$9

$10

MEATBALL PARMESAN SANDWICH

$10

$10

CHICKEN PARMESAN SANDWICH

add vodka sauce +1

$10

$10

EGGPLANT PARMESAN SANDWICH

add vodka sauce +1

$10

$12

COWBOY BURGER

swiss cheese, sauteed mushrooms and onion rings with a side of fries

$12

$12

CALIFORNIA BURGER

American cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion with a side of fries

$12

PIZZAS

$12 / $14

PLAIN PIZZA

$12 / $14

$20

SICILIAN

$20

$15 / $25

HANGOVER

waffle fries, mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers, bacon, brown gravy, mozzarella

$15 / $25

$15 / $25

NASHVILLE HOT

Nashville hot breaded chicken, pickles and ranch

$15 / $25

$14 / $24

WHITE PIE WITH SPINACH

$14 / $24

$15 / $25

BEE-STING

white pie with pepperoni cups and Mike's hot honey

$15 / $25

$15 / $25

BUFFALO CHICKEN MAC & CHEESE

$15 / $25

$15 / $25

BBQ CHICKEN BACON & RANCH

$15 / $25

$15 / $25

MAC ATTACK PIZZA

seasoned ground beef, diced tomato, lettuce, American cheese, pickles and onions topped with russian dressing

$15 / $25

$15 / $25

BIG SAL

prosciutto, red roasted peppers, arugula, balsamic glaze, and mozzarella cheese

$15 / $25

Toppings include: pepperoni, bacon, peppers, onions, mushrooms, meatball, black olives, garlic, sausage, broccoli, anchovies, jalapeno, margherita, white, cherry peppers, pineapple

COCKTAILS

$9

NICOLE'S COLD COCO

Stoli vanilla, creme de coco, choclate liquor & peppermint schnapps topped with whipped cream and a candy cane

$9

$8

EGGNOG

topped with cinnamon and whipped cream

$8

$12

GINGERBREAD OLD FASHIONED

Bird Dog gingerbread bourbon with sugar, cherry, and orange slice

$12

$10

MAPLE MARGARITA

Casamigos reposado, cointreu, maple syrup & lime

$10

$11

WHAT THE FIG?!

double bourbon, fig preserve, & orange bitters

$11

$10

SAZZY SANTA

sazerac rye, brown sugar-sage simple syrup & ginger liquor served over a large cube

$10

$10

PEPPERMINT MARTINI

Stoli vanilla, godiva white chocolate & peppermint schnapps with a sugar-sprinkle rim

$10

$10

SUGAR COOKIE MARTINI

Stoli vanilla, amaretto & Rumchata with a sugar rim

$10

$8

PINEY PEAR

pear vodka, canton ginger liquor & pineapple juice topped with starry

$8

WINE

$5

BERINGER PINOT GRIGIO

$5

$8

JOSH PINOT NOIR

$8

$7

JOSH CHARDONNAY

$7

$7

LA MARCA PROSECCO

$7

$5

DARK HORSE MERLOT

$5

$5

YELLOW TAIL CHARDONNAY

$5

$35 / $95 BOTTLE

CAYMUS CABERNET

$35 / $95 BOTTLE

$7

S. LOHR CABERNET

$7

$8

KIM CRAWFORD SAUVIGNON BLANC

$8

$7

JOSH PINOT GRIGIO

$7

NATURAL WINE

$12 / $30

SWICK THE FLOOD

$12 / $30

$9 / $24

FIELD RECORDINGS FREDDO

$9 / $24

$9 / $24

ORSOLA GAVI

$9 / $24

$14 / $35

SRC ETNA ROSS0

$14 / $35

$7

LA PATIENE ROSE

$7

BOURBON 1oz/2oz

1792 BOURBON

9/18

ANGEL'S ENVY

8/15

BLANTON'S SINGLE BARREL BOURBON

8/15

BASIL HAYDEN'S BOURBON

6/11

BOOKER'S BOURBON

12/24

BULLEIT BOURBON

5/10

BUFFALO TRACE BOURBON

7/13

CALUMET FARM SMALL BATCH

9/17

CALUMET FARM 8YR

7/14

CALUMET FARM 16YR

11/21

EAGLE RARE

8/15

E.H. TAYLOR BARREL PROOF

20/40

ELMER T LEE SINGLE BARREL

9/18

FOUR ROSES BOURBON

4/8

GARRISON BROTHERS SINGLE BARREL

10/19

GARRISON BROTHERS BALMORHEA

18/36

GARRISON BROTHERS GUADALUPE

23/45

GARRISON BROTHERS COWBOY BOURBON

35/69

HIGH WEST MIDWINTERS NIGHT DRAM

19/29

HILLROCK SOLERA BOURBON SAUTERNE FINISH

12/24

HILLROCK SOLERA BOURBON

11/21

JEFFERSON'S OCEAN BOURBON

10/19

JEFFERSON'S RESERVE BOURBON

8/15

JOSEPH MAGNUS MURRAY HILL CLUB BOURBON

12/24

KINGS COUNTY BOURBON

9/18

WOODFORD SINGLE BARREL

5/10

KINGS COUNTY BARREL STRENGTH

15/29

MICHTER'S BOURBON

7/13

OLD RIP VAN WINKLE 10YR

*/60

ROCK HILL FARMS SINGLE BARREL

12/24

SMOKE WAGON SMALL BATCH BOURBON

10/19

STAGG JR. BARREL PROOF

16/28

ROWAN'S CREEK BOURBON

6/12

WATTIE BOONE & SON'S WHISKEY 10YR

13/25

WILLET BOURBON POT STILL RESERVE

10/19

W.L. WELLER BOURBON 12YR

14/28

RYE 1OZ/ 2OZ

ANGEL'S ENVY RYE

11/22

BULLEIT RYE

5/10

MICHTER'S SOUR MASH RYE

7/14

GEORGE DICKEL X LEOPOLD BROS RYE

10/20

JEFFERSON STRAIGHT RYE COGNAC FINISH

11/21

KAVALAN WHISKEY

8/16

RARE PERFECTION RYE 14YR

22/43

RARE PERFECTION RYE 15YR

24/47

THOMAS HANDY SAZERAC STRAIGHT RYE

26/52

SAZERAC RYE

4/7

TEMPLETON 10YR

12/23

VERY OLDE ST NICK SUMMER RYE CASK STRENGTH

22/43

VERY OLDE ST NICK RYE 8YR

21/41

WHISTLE PIG 6YR

4/9

WHISTLE PIG RYE 10YR

6/11

WHISTLE PIG OLD WORLD RYE 12YR

17/33

WHISTLE PIG 15YR OAK

18/36

WHISTLE PIG RYE 18YR

23/45

WHISTLE PIG BOSS HOG IX SIREN'S SONG

60/120

IRISH 1OZ/ 2OZ

JAMESON

4/7

JAMESON BLACK BARREL

5/10

JAMESON CASKMATES STOUT

5/9

JAMESON CASKMATES IPA

5/9

JAMESON 18YR

13/26

TULLAMORE D.E.W

5/9

JAPANESE

HINOROTI 5YR

10/20

FUYU WHISKY

6/12

TENJAKU WHISKY

7/14

SHIBUI 10YR

11/22

FUYU MIZUNARA CASK FINISH WHISKY

8/16

YAMASAKI 12YR

15/30

YAMASAKI 18YR

70/140

SCOTCH 1OZ/ 2OZ

DEWARS WHITE LABEL

4/7

BALVENIE DOUBLE WOOD 12YR

7/13

BALVENIE CARIBBEAN CASK 14YR

9/18

BALVENIE PORTWOOD 21YR

36/71

DOUGLAS LAING TOMINTOUL 30YR

50/100

DOUGLAS LAING PORT DUNDAS 43YR

75/150

JOHNNIE WALKER GOLD 18YR

9/18

JOHNNIE WALKER BLUE LABEL

27/54

OBAN LITTLE BAY SMALL CASK

6/11

JOHNNIE WALKER PRIVATE COLLECTION 2015

50/100

GLENLIVET 12YR

9/17

GLENLIVET ILLICIT STILL

11/22

LAPHROAIG CAIRDEAS

13/25

LAPHROAIG 25YR CASK

70/140

MACALLAN 12YR

6/12

MACALLAN 18YR

35/69

OBAN 18YR

17/33

TALISKER 18YR

17/33

FLIGHTS

$15

INTRODUCTION

Four roses, Woodford, Bulleit, Maker's

$15

$30

SEASONED

Angels Envy, Basil Hayden, Willet Pot Still, Kings County

$30

$28

BIG IN JAPAN

Fuyuy Mizunara, Hinotori 5yr, Tenjaku, Yamazaki 12yr

$28

$34

SAZERAC

Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, Blanton's, 1792

$34

$38

JEFFERSON

Small Batch, Reserve, Rye Cognac Finish, Ocean

$38

$52

Whistle Pig

6yr, 10yr, 12yr, 18yr

$52

$61

RYE GYE

Very Old St Nick Rye 8yr, Dickel X Leopold Bros, Templeton 10yr, Rare Perfection 14

$61

$73

GARRISON BROTHERS

Single Barrel, Balmorhea, Guadalupe, Cowboy

$73

$85

JOHNNIE WALKER

Black Label, 18yr Gold Label, Blue Label, Private Collection

$85

$100

SCOTCH TRIFECTA

Laprhoiag Cairdeas, Oban 18yr, D.L. Tomintoul 30yr

$100

**ALL FLIGHTS REQUIRE FOOD PAIRING**

BEERS

$5

Guiness Guiness Draught

Stout - Irish Dry - 4.2% ABV - 45 IBU - 126 CAL - Dublin County, Dublin

$5

$5 16oz

Truly Hard Seltzer Wild Berry

Hard Seltzer - 5% ABV - 150 CAL - Boston, MA

$5 16oz

$7 12oz / $8 16oz

Downeast Cider House Winter Blend

Cider Herbed/Spiced/Hopped - 6.5% ABV - 195 CAL - Boston, MA

$7 12oz / $8 16oz

$4 16oz

Yuengling Traditional Lager

Lager - American Amber/Red - 4.5% ABV - 12 IBU - 135 cal - Pottsville, PA

$4 16oz

$3 16oz

Miller Miller Lite

Lager - American Light - 4.2% ABV - 10 IBU - 126 cal - Milwaukee, WI

$3 16oz

$6 12oz / $7 16oz

Allagash Allagash White

Wheat Beer - Witbier/ Blanche - 5.2% ABV - 13 IBU - 156 cal - Portland, ME

$6 12oz / $7 16oz

$7 12oz / $8 16oz

Kane Head High

IPA - American - 6.6% ABV - 80 IBU - 198 cal - Ocean, NJ

$7 12oz / $8 16oz

$7 12oz / $8 16oz

Brotherton IPA

IPA - American - 6.6% ABV - 46 IBU - 198 cal - Atco, NJ

$7 12oz / $8 16oz

$9 10oz

Ship Bottom Mexican Stout

Stout - Other - 9% ABV - 270 cal - Beach Haven, NJ

$9 10oz

$8 12oz / $9 16oz

Root + Branch Thieves Like Us (November 2023 / Batch 2)

Porter - Other - 7.5% ABV - 225 cal - Copiague, NY

$8 12oz / $9 16oz

$8 12oz / $9 16oz

Source Jack Frost

IPA - Cold - 6.5% ABV - 195 cal - Colts Neck, NJ

$8 12oz / $9 16oz

$10 8oz

Crooked Stave Artisan Beer Project Camera Obscura

Stout - Imperial/ Double - 13% ABV - 390 cal - Denver, CO

$10 8oz

$9 12oz

Muckraker Beermaker Madman's Drum

Brett Beer - 5% ABV - 150 cal - Franklin, NJ

$9 12oz

$10 10oz

Funktastic Meads Funktastic Fizz: All Eyez on Mead

Mead - Session/Short - 6.5% ABV - 195 cal - Midlothian, VA

$10 10oz

$10 12oz / $11 16oz

Root + Branch Grinding Halt (Jan 2024/ Batch 4)

IPA - New England / Hazy - 7% ABV - 210 cal - Copiague, NY

$10 12oz / $11 16oz

$6 12oz / $7 16oz

Yuengling Hershey's Chocolate Porter

Porter - American - 4.7% ABV - 20 IBU - 141 cal - Pottsville, PA

$6 12oz / $7 16oz

$9 12oz

Evil Twin NYC Make It Fruity Raspberry Concord Grape

Sour - Fruited - 4.5% ABV - 135 cal - Ridegewood, NY

$9 12oz

$10 12oz

Bissell Brothers The Substance

IPA - New England/ Hazy - 6.6% ABV - 80 IBU - 198 cal - Portland, ME

$10 12oz

$7 12oz / $8 16oz

Schenker Beer Che Si Dice

Pilsner - Italian - 5.2% ABV - 156 cal

$7 12oz / $8 16oz

$8 12oz / $9 16oz

Imprint Beer Squid Prints

IPA - Imperial/Double New England/ Hazy - 8.4% - 252 cal - Hatfield, PA

$8 12oz / $9 16oz

$13 10oz

The Referend Bier Blendery Berliner Messe: Agnus Dei (2018 Harvest)

Sour - Berliner Weisse - 6.2% ABV - 186 cal - Kutztown, PA

$13 10oz

$7 12oz / $8 16oz

Autodidact Beer Burn Out the Limelight

Sour - Traditional Gose - 5.1% ABV - 153 cal - Morris Plains, NJ

$7 12oz / $8 16oz

$9 12oz / $10 16oz

Heavy Reel Going Ham

IPA - New England/ Hazy - 8% ABV - 240 cal - Seaside Heights, NJ

$9 12oz / $10 16oz

$10 10oz

Heavy Reel Glaucus II

IPA- Triple - 10.5% ABV - 315 cal - Seaside Heights, NJ

$10 10oz

$6 12oz / $7 16oz

Twin Elephant Thai Tea Pub Lager

Lager - Other - 5.8% ABV - 174 cal - Chatham Borough, NJ

$6 12oz / $7 16oz

$10 10oz

Other Half TDH Triple Cream

IPA - Triple New England/Hazy - 10% ABV - 300 cal - Brooklyn, NY

$10 10oz

$6 16oz

Icarus TDH Drinking Crayons: Triple Nectaron

IPA - New England/ Hazy - 7.9% ABV - 237 cal - Lakewood, NJ

$6 16oz

$11 12oz

Source Mango Tengo

IPA - Milkshake - 7.8% ABV - 234 cal - Colts Neck, NJ

$11 12oz

$10 8oz

Spartacus ICON Chocolate Peanut Butter

Stout - Imperial/Double Pastry - 11% ABV - 50 IBU - 330 cal - Juiz de Fora, Minas Gerais

$10 8oz

$11 12oz

Hudson Valley Holy Icon

IPA - Sour - 8% ABV - 240 cal - Beacon, NY

$11 12oz

$9 10oz

Weyerbacher Merry Monks

Belgian Tripel - 9.3% ABV - 15 IBU - 279 cal - Easton, PA

$9 10oz

$7 19oz

Arrowood Farms Accordian

Pilsner - German - 5.2% ABV - 156 cal - Accord, NY

$7 19oz

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